prospitans:

the year is 2004. at hogwarts, students have been banned from sending howlers because at least once a day, without fail, a red envelope explodes in the great hall, shrieking, “YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.”

snakejolras:

thechamberofsecrets:

it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

come on and slam and welcome to azkaban

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

worldbeing:

10feettallandradiant:

HP next gen: The Chess club might’ve not been the most popular one, but it surely got everyone’s attention once they decided to reenact the famous Ron Weasley match in all its glory, transfiguring Dining Hall chairs into human-sized chess pieces and taking the remaining places themselves. Three explosions and five broken arms later Headmistress Mcgonagall announced that this has been a draw, rewarded all the participants with 5 points each, and then sent them all to detention. 
It’s true what they say about the Forbidden Forest. (No, not that it’s the most terrifying place in all United Kingdom, - though, also true). Even when you are ready for anything, it will always find a way to surprise you. And what they had stumbled across was something of a legend. Hidden behind the thick trees and bushes, flashing with all its eyes, flapping its doors like wings there stood another legacy of Ron Weasley: Flying Ford Anglia. “It’s real!” gasped Hufflepuff Casey. “It’s working!” exclaimed Gryffindor Dae. “But Muggle technology is not supposed to work on Hogwarts grounds!” argued Slytherin Josh, not believing his own eyes. Ravenclaw Lola didn’t say anything back then, but two months later, each of the Chess club members received a package with an identical note attached. “Sent owls to all my relatives asking for old cellphones, said I needed it for Muggle studies. Doesn’t need charging but be careful with the buttons, they start screaming once pushed. Works everywhere, except for the Potions classroom: the kings for some reason keep fleeing the screen. Couldn’t make it do anything other than chess, though. Will keep working. Happy New Year.”

# HP 
# YES GOOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
 # GOD ENTERPRISING NEXT GEN MUGGLEBORNS GIVE ME LIFE
 # (AND THIS FANDOM IS SO AMAZING
 # HP WAS SUCH A FORMATIVE EXPERIENCE FOR SO MANY OF US
 # AND THE WAY WE INTERACT WITH THE MATERIAL HAS CHANGED OVER TIME
 # WE’VE GROWN UP
 # AND WE’VE CHANGED AND BEEN CHANGED BY THE STORY
 # SO NOW WE INNOVATE
 # NOW WE LOOK AT WHAT WE WERE GIVEN AND SAY ‘WHAT ELSE?’
# SAY ‘WOULDN’T IT WORK BETTER IF?’
# SAY ‘I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE TRIED THIS?’
# WE STRETCH THE WORLD TO ITS LOGICAL BOUNDARIES AND THEN SOME
 # CREATE MYTHOLOGY AND INVENT CONSEQUENCES AND MAKE THE WORLD MORE REAL THAN EVER
 # BECAUSE WE GREW UP HERE
 # SO MANY OF US CALLED HOGWARTS HOME
 # SO MANY OF US LONGED FOR MAGIC AND FOR FRIENDS AND FOR ADVENTURES AND HOGWARTS GAVE THAT TO US
 # AND NOW WE REDECORATE
 # WE RENOVATE
 # WE NOTICE PIXIE INFESTATIONS IN THE DRYWALL AND SMOKE THEM OUT
 # WE PATCH HOLES AND TEAR DOWN WALLS AND WANT TO KNOW WHY EXACTLY WE CAN’T USE BALLPOINTS IN CLASS
# AND WE DO IT OUT OF LOVE
# BECAUSE — AFTER ALL — HARRY SAVED US TOO)
(kingedmundsroyalmurder)

worldbeing:

10feettallandradiant:

HP next genThe Chess club might’ve not been the most popular one, but it surely got everyone’s attention once they decided to reenact the famous Ron Weasley match in all its glory, transfiguring Dining Hall chairs into human-sized chess pieces and taking the remaining places themselves. Three explosions and five broken arms later Headmistress Mcgonagall announced that this has been a draw, rewarded all the participants with 5 points each, and then sent them all to detention. 

It’s true what they say about the Forbidden Forest. (No, not that it’s the most terrifying place in all United Kingdom, - though, also true). Even when you are ready for anything, it will always find a way to surprise you. And what they had stumbled across was something of a legend. Hidden behind the thick trees and bushes, flashing with all its eyes, flapping its doors like wings there stood another legacy of Ron Weasley: Flying Ford Anglia. “It’s real!” gasped Hufflepuff Casey. “It’s working!” exclaimed Gryffindor Dae. “But Muggle technology is not supposed to work on Hogwarts grounds!” argued Slytherin Josh, not believing his own eyes. Ravenclaw Lola didn’t say anything back then, but two months later, each of the Chess club members received a package with an identical note attached. “Sent owls to all my relatives asking for old cellphones, said I needed it for Muggle studies. Doesn’t need charging but be careful with the buttons, they start screaming once pushed. Works everywhere, except for the Potions classroom: the kings for some reason keep fleeing the screen. Couldn’t make it do anything other than chess, though. Will keep working. Happy New Year.”

# HP 

# YES GOOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

 # GOD ENTERPRISING NEXT GEN MUGGLEBORNS GIVE ME LIFE

 # (AND THIS FANDOM IS SO AMAZING

 # HP WAS SUCH A FORMATIVE EXPERIENCE FOR SO MANY OF US

 # AND THE WAY WE INTERACT WITH THE MATERIAL HAS CHANGED OVER TIME

 # WE’VE GROWN UP

 # AND WE’VE CHANGED AND BEEN CHANGED BY THE STORY

 # SO NOW WE INNOVATE

 # NOW WE LOOK AT WHAT WE WERE GIVEN AND SAY ‘WHAT ELSE?’

# SAY ‘WOULDN’T IT WORK BETTER IF?’

# SAY ‘I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE TRIED THIS?’

# WE STRETCH THE WORLD TO ITS LOGICAL BOUNDARIES AND THEN SOME

 # CREATE MYTHOLOGY AND INVENT CONSEQUENCES AND MAKE THE WORLD MORE REAL THAN EVER

 # BECAUSE WE GREW UP HERE

 # SO MANY OF US CALLED HOGWARTS HOME

 # SO MANY OF US LONGED FOR MAGIC AND FOR FRIENDS AND FOR ADVENTURES AND HOGWARTS GAVE THAT TO US

 # AND NOW WE REDECORATE

 # WE RENOVATE

 # WE NOTICE PIXIE INFESTATIONS IN THE DRYWALL AND SMOKE THEM OUT

 # WE PATCH HOLES AND TEAR DOWN WALLS AND WANT TO KNOW WHY EXACTLY WE CAN’T USE BALLPOINTS IN CLASS

# AND WE DO IT OUT OF LOVE

# BECAUSE — AFTER ALL — HARRY SAVED US TOO)

(kingedmundsroyalmurder)

mishastolemywormstache:

sandandglass:

CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts

#NO WONDER THE WEASLEYS ARE FUCKING BROKE

mishastolemywormstache:

sandandglass:

CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts

#NO WONDER THE WEASLEYS ARE FUCKING BROKE

steph-was-here:

kanye potter

steph-was-here:

kanye potter

snape shrug

Officially the laziest Gryffindor.
almost decided on being a hufflepuff over gryffindor… hardest decision of my life.

Officially the laziest Gryffindor.

almost decided on being a hufflepuff over gryffindor… hardest decision of my life.



Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

lalalalauralei:

<3

Is JK Rowling a Starkid? Is Starkid psychic?!

bebe-requin:

MIND. BLOWN.

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